she woke up with a sticky ear
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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