at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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