i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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