Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
