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(616): View more from Michigan

You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.

(248): View more from Michigan

no

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(720): View more from Colorado

I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.

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(409): View more from Texas

It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.

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(765): View more from Indiana

There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test

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(305): View more from Florida

he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.

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