So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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