PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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