Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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