how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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