either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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