I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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