I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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