my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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