i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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