There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize