on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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