I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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