You're completely useless in the revolution.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I got inside last night via doggy door
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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