Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
