Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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