I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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