You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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