i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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