And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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