Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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