who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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