I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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