I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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