can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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