I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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