is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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