you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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