I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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