It's just like the Real World with babies
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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