looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
This toilet bowl is my home.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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