a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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