He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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