Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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