Do you still have your period?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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