He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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