Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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