I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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