Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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