Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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