I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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