have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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