just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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