I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
grandma shit on top of the toilet
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
so much tequila, so little girl.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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