what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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