we have pet lesbian snakes
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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