OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I want her autograph on my taint
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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