it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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