is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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