I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
handjob tips. give me some.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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