ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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