i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Randomize