No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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