as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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