Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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