is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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